上周，南非博客Khaya Dhlanga 提问网上的朋友们：如果上帝允许你提任何问题，你会问他什么呢？

他将一些读者的提问列了出来：

有些问题很辛辣，有些令人感动，还有些问题傻傻的。感谢所有提问的人。这些提问和回复很有意思。我把这些有趣的问题列出来：

Paul Walsh:

What KFC’s secret recipe is.

Thabiso Ramolefe:

WHERE IS MY BILLION RAND HIDING?

Bathabile Dlula:

when is my last day on earth dear Lord?

Odwa Dumisani Dandala:

i would just walk up to him and just stare at him and ask him. why? *i think that basically covers all the guestions that i want answers to* WHY?

Brendah Nyakudya:

Why he gave black people such a strong self-destructive streak

Thulani Mbandezelo:

How come you dont have a 24hr hotline like Zuma [The President of South Africa]

Waheeda Safi:

Why does he bring people into our lives makes up feel all these emotiöns and then takes them away.. And why make life so hard.

Ncumisa Ngcaweni:

I would ask him to turn back time & cause Eve not to be deceived by the serpent or Adam to stand up to her & not allow her to disobey God’s instructions & not to disobey with her.

Cruella Shirley Snook:

WHERE EXACTLY DO YOU LIVE AND WHATS YOUR PHONE NUMBER

Sarah Judge:

who is god?

Yolande Jordaan:

Why did you make humans in the first place, if you new we would mess up? After all ain’t we responsible for most of the hardship in this world? We created pollution, weapons & bombs, racism, xenophobia, etc…. and yet we are not willing to take responsibility for our action, instead we rather blame one another.

下面是Twitter上发来的问题：

@Cynicalgrinch:

God, you joker, why did you make creationists? Was there a quota of stupid you needed to fill?

@ItsSinga:

Why is the right thing always the most difficult thing to do..

@swampcottage:

“Who made you?”

@TigerThebe:

Why did you make Julius Malema? [South Africa's controversial politician and the President of the African National Congress Youth League.]

@missltzama:

y do u hate blk ppl? [Black people]

@BrigidL:

what He does in His spare time… He seems to be very busy!

@Busi31:

can you also make me turn water into wine?

Khaya Dlanga，2008年因他的互联网创意性，赢得了非洲第一数字公民记者称号。非洲高速會議與一年一度的”广告、媒体和营销“2008年獎項将他列入了“广告、媒体和营销最具影响100强”。