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南非:如果有机会,你会问上帝什么?

类别: 撒哈拉沙漠以南非洲地区, South Africa 南非, Humor 幽默, Religion 宗教, 公民媒体

上周,南非博客Khaya [1] Dhlanga [2] 提问网上的朋友们 [3]:如果上帝允许你提任何问题,你会问他什么呢?

他将一些读者的提问列了出来:

有些问题很辛辣,有些令人感动,还有些问题傻傻的。感谢所有提问的人。这些提问和回复很有意思。我把这些有趣的问题列出来:

Paul Walsh:

What KFC’s secret recipe is.

KFC的神秘配方是什么?

Thabiso Ramolefe:

WHERE IS MY BILLION RAND HIDING?

我的宝藏在那里?

Bathabile Dlula:

when is my last day on earth dear Lord?

我什么时候会离开这个世界,亲爱的上帝?

Odwa Dumisani Dandala:

i would just walk up to him and just stare at him and ask him. why? *i think that basically covers all the guestions that i want answers to* WHY?

我会走到他面前盯着他,只问三个字:“为什么?” 我想这三个字就代表一切我想问的了。

Brendah Nyakudya:

Why he gave black people such a strong self-destructive streak

为什么他给了黑人那么强的自毁倾向?

Thulani Mbandezelo:

How come you dont have a 24hr hotline like Zuma [The President of South Africa]

为什么你不像祖玛一样弄条24小时热线?(祖玛是南非总统)

Waheeda Safi:

Why does he bring people into our lives makes up feel all these emotiöns and then takes them away.. And why make life so hard.

为什么他赋予人生命,使人有感情,然后又把他们带走呢?为什么让生活这么难?

Ncumisa Ngcaweni:

I would ask him to turn back time & cause Eve not to be deceived by the serpent or Adam to stand up to her & not allow her to disobey God’s instructions & not to disobey with her.

我会求他使时光倒转,让夏娃不被毒蛇引诱,或者让亚当在夏娃面前坚强,不让她违反神的旨意,或者不和她一起违反神的旨意。

Cruella Shirley Snook:

WHERE EXACTLY DO YOU LIVE AND WHATS YOUR PHONE NUMBER

你的详细地址是什么?你的电话多少号?

Sarah Judge:

who is god?

上帝是谁?

Yolande Jordaan:

Why did you make humans in the first place, if you new we would mess up? After all ain’t we responsible for most of the hardship in this world? We created pollution, weapons & bombs, racism, xenophobia, etc…. and yet we are not willing to take responsibility for our action, instead we rather blame one another.

你为什么造人管理世界,你知道我们会搞砸吧?毕竟我们才是大部分灾难的元凶。我们制造污染,武器和炸弹,种族歧视,排外,等等…而且我们不愿意负责,只是相互指责。

下面是Twitter上发来的问题:

@Cynicalgrinch:

God, you joker, why did you make creationists? Was there a quota of stupid you needed to fill?

上帝,你这个家伙,为什么你造了上帝论者?你有个蠢人配额要完成么?

@ItsSinga:

Why is the right thing always the most difficult thing to do..

为什么正确的事情总是最难的事情?

@swampcottage:

“Who made you?”

你是谁创造的?

@TigerThebe:

Why did you make Julius Malema? [South Africa's controversial politician and the President of the African National Congress Youth League.]

你为什么造了Julius Malema?(南非争议性政客,非国大青年团领袖)

@missltzama:

y do u hate blk ppl? [Black people]

你为什么讨厌黑人?

@BrigidL:

what He does in His spare time… He seems to be very busy!

他空闲时做什么…他似乎没有空闲!

@Busi31:

can you also make me turn water into wine?

你能让我把水变成酒么?

Khaya Dlanga [4],2008年因他的互联网创意性,赢得了非洲第一数字公民记者称号。非洲高速會議與一年一度的”广告、媒体和营销“2008年獎項将他列入了“广告、媒体和营销最具影响100强”。